I Got A New Puppy!
Yep, I got a new puppy.
Okay, I know this sounds insane since I just moved to China and work 9-5 5 days a week.
Don’t worry.
I know what I’m doing.
I’ve had puppies before.
I’ve raised puppies.
They tend to make a mess when you first have to house break them.
They eat a lot and bark constantly.
Well, tsk-tsk me if you want but I’m pretty sure I bought the perfect puppy ever.
And it will clean up the house.
It won’t eat.
And it won’t bark.
Dear Readers, you are asking me, “How is this possible?”
My new Puppy! No barking please!
Because my puppy is a vacuum.
Yes, I know most people feel their puppies are living vacuums that eat anything that falls on the floor.
This is actually a real vacuum.
I love my new Puppy.
Inside the box. It has all kinds of adapters and nozzles. Very cool.
He is perfect.
He is small, friendly, and lets me sleep through the night.
He doesn’t bite anyone.
My Puppy is now free to roam my apartment and do his duty!
I just feel so happy.
I Got A New Puppy!