Day 145 in Beijing: Even in China, Jill is Famous!

Jill's next business venture?

Jill’s next business venture?

Jill and I went to dinner and walked by this candy store.

We just had to take a picture.

Since we are trying to eat more healthy and get in better shape before the brutal Beijing winter hits, we chose not to eat anything here.

Jill definitely has a sweet tooth, as do I, but our will power allowed us to walk on by and put it off until another day.

As we were taking the picture, the store attendant hid behind the cash register and stayed out of sight.  This surprised me because Chinese people are usually very happy to be in pictures and seem to love taking pictures with expatriates.  I’m guessing she was trying to be nice and not be in the way.

Another fun find in Beijing for us!

 

Day 139 in Beijing: Food Fun and Southern Barbarians.

Nothing satisfies like Deep Fried Stinky Tofu!

Nothing satisfies like Deep Fried Stinky Tofu!

I imagine some very grouchy Jewish grandmother taught them how to make this dish.

I imagine some very grouchy Jewish grandmother taught them how to make this dish.

There are so many different types of food in Beijing it is almost mind boggling. You can eat food from pretty much any province in China, any area in Europe and most parts of Northern and Southern America.  I haven’t seen a lot of Russian food yet but I’m sure it is around. I enjoy walking around and taking pictures of different menus and as Jill and I walked around yesterday, we saw these two.  I’ll start posting more as I come across ones that have cute or funny translations. We didn’t end up eating at this restaurant because we had reservations with our friend, Brian, at another restaurant, but we will stop by.  The food looked amazing and the prices were about 5 dollars American for each dish.

Minced pork and truffles in a pumpkin and other dishes.

Minced pork and truffles in a pumpkin and other dishes.

Our friend, Brian, suggested Southern Barbarian.  It was fantastic.  According to TripAdvisor.com, it is the 70th ranked restaurant in Beijing out of 9,412 total.

Brian, Jill and me at Southern Barbarian.  Amazing food, staff and atmosphere!

Brian, Jill and me at Southern Barbarian. Amazing food, staff and atmosphere!

The food was amazing, it was very fairly priced, and they had many different types of beer from all over the world.  The food was Yunnan province style which means quite spicy and very flavorful.

We had a wonderful time catching up with Brian and thoroughly enjoyed our meal. We had about 7 dishes that ranged from crispy potato cakes to multiple types of mushrooms wrapped in banana leaves to flash fried pork with chili sauce.  All were amazing.

Day 135 in Beijing: Bang! Bang! and the Bird Lady.

Jill, our new friend Federica, and I were at a wine tasting a few days ago.

After tasting some great wines from different areas of the world, we headed out to a restaurant that was close by and we’d tried once before.

It is called Bang! Bang! and it is fantastic.

They have a large menu and everything we’ve tried so far has been delicious.

We especially liked the hummus with garlic in it and the bleu cheese pizza.

My mouth is watering thinking about it now.

Anyway, as were sitting there, we noticed a rather interesting bird on the chair behind a woman eating her dinner.

It was an African Grey.  They are rather famous in the bird world because they can have a mental and emotional capability of a five year old child.  Some have incredible vocabularies and are very expressive.

Then we noticed the woman.

I’m not sure who was more interesting.

You decide for yourself.

Day 117 in Beijing: Numb and Spicy.

Numb and Spicy Hot Pot Flavor.

Numb and Spicy Hot Pot Flavor.

I’m not quite sure how those two tastes go together.

Somehow, chip makers in China have figured it out.

I’d love to see the focus group that decided Numb and Spicy actually can be combined in some type of food substance.

And that is all I can call these chips: Some Type of Food Substance.

It is actually quite delicious and it is spicy.  However, I was unable to detect the oh so subtle taste of numbness on my tongue.

Then again, if the taste was truly numb, then I shouldn’t have been able to taste it and it all makes sense.

This is actually a genius bit of marketing by the Chinese division of Lays’ Potato Chips.

Nothing satisfies like "Numb."

Nothing satisfies like the taste of “NUMB.”

Think about this:  If you can’t taste it because it makes your taste buds numb, then it does EXACTLY what it is advertised to do!

You will eat constantly, and never be satiated, because you only have some food type substance digesting in your stomach that doesn’t actually taste like anything.

Honestly, I can see this this new taste of numb really going places.

The only problem is that if this continues as a marketing trend I won’t be able to enjoy it. My taste buds will become so accustomed to numbness that any flavor will ruin the magical experience of nothing.

Day 102 in Beijing: This Ain’t Coming To America.

Black or white bun?  Your choice.

Black or white bun? Have it your way.

Literally and Figuratively.

Eddie Murphy, in his heyday, was amazing.

One of my favorite movies that he stared in was Coming To America.

It was pure comic genius.

It was also part love story.

Eddie’s love interest worked in the family business.

The family business being fastfood.

Now, the dad who owned the fast food restaurant needed a catchy name to sell his food.

So, he decided on “McDowells.”

He also used Golden Arches, red color for the uniforms and had food that seemed to be, coincidentally, exactly the same as McDonalds.

Well, this pretty much seems to fit the bill.

Because, unless I’m very mistaken, black buns for a hamburger, chicken burger or fish burger, ain’t Coming To America anytime soon.

Now, I’m not passing judgment on the taste of the bun because I haven’t tried it.

I’ve never been a big fan of fast food anyway so I’ll leave it to someone else to review it.

I’m just saying that there is an interesting mental construct about black buns for me that makes me queasy.  Maybe it is that it seems like something that is rotten and that makes me automatically makes me want to avoid eating it.

This is my cultural bias, and I admit that, and yet i’m still not going to eat at McDonalds.  Or McDowells.  Or any fast food place that has a black bun and compressed meat of some unknown type.

Call me sheltered, call me boring, just don’t call me late to dinner.

Unless you are having white or black buns.  Then don’t call me at all.

Day 101 in Beijing: iPhone Your Date In.

Excuse me while I ignore you.

Please allow me to ignore you.

I happened to be out in a restaurant recently and found these two people eating their dinner.

This was at a nice restaurant and watching their interactions was, to say the least, intriguing.

They sat at the table, drank their drinks, ate their food, and watched their phones.

They probably said about 5 words to each other during their one and an half hour dinner.

I’m not sure this was a date but it seemed like it.

"Thanks for the great conversation and date!"...he texted to her after dinner.

“Thanks for the great conversation and date!”…he texted to her after dinner.

They didn’t touch or do much of anything else other than stare at their phones, laugh at the screens and ignore each other.

If you notice, he has a bluetooth receiver in his ear and she has wired headphones.

They did show each other what was on the other person’s screen once during their dinner.  That was the full extent of their connection through the dinner.

I have yet to see anyone else do this.

It was like watching an episode of The Twilight Zone.

Actually, it might be.

If so, they could download it and it might be fun to watch together on their next date.

Day 48 in Beijing: Buying Vegetables…Or Not.

Buying Vegetables…Or Not.

 

That was the question.

Or Not,

Was the answer.

 

I went grocery shopping and bought some fruit, veggies and other food.

I went to the check out counter and pulled out my Bank of China debit card to pay.

I watched as they the checker priced my food.

 

And her confusion when she looked at my veggies.

I realized that I had made a mistake.

 

I was to bag the fruits and veggies,

hand them to grocery store fruit and veggie attendant,

they would weigh it, put a sticker on it with the price,

and then the check out attendant would simply scan it during checkout.

 

I didn’t realize this until all of my fruits and veggies were put in a container to returned to their stands.

I ended up with some won tons, water and M&Ms.

 

Day 36 in Beijing: Larvae, It’s What’s For Dinner.

Day 35 in Beijing: Larvae, It’s Whats For Dinner.

 

There is a famous ad campaign in America.

The tagline is,

“Beef, it’s whats for dinner.”

Yes, Dear Readers,

That is Sam Elliot’s voice you hear.

The Dude obviously abides beef.

 

Food can be a difficult issue when living in a new country.

I have the belief that I should try eat the food that originates in the place I’m visiting.

That being said,

there are just some things I choose not to eat.

 

 

Larvae, It's Whats For Dinner!

Larvae, It’s Whats For Dinner!

Larvae would be one of them.

 

This is a shot from the local Wu-Mart.

 

In other words, this isn’t a delicacy.

 

It is lined up with other fish, eggs, chickens, ducks, shrimp, and

 

Beef.

 

 

I think I’ll stick with the shrimp won tons that I bought instead.

And, to be honest,

I wouldn’t judge anyone who said the food I eat is weird, gross, or disgusting.

We all have our own personal and cultural identities.

So, call me unimaginative,

but I just can’t imagine saying,

Larvae, It’s Whats For Dinner.

 

Day 30 in Beijing: Unwrapping Your Sushi, Part 2

Unwrapping Your Sushi, Part 2

 

Good morning, afternoon, or night, dear readers.

If you’ve been paying attention, you learned how to unwrap the basic triangle shaped sushi in How To Unwrap Your Sushi.

Sushi has decided to make a triumphant comeback and present itself again for our enjoyment.

So, without further ado, here is how to unwrapping your sushi, part 2.

 

Step 1

Unwrapping Your Sushi: Step 1

 

 

 

 

Step 1:  Give regards to the beautiful design of the cylindircal sushi.  Enjoy it for a moment.  Scan up to the top of the sushi and notice the little red arrow pointing downward with the number “1” on it.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Unwrapping Your Sushi: Step 2

Unwrapping Your Sushi: Step 2

 

 

 

 

 

Step 2:  Take the little red arrow with Chinese script on it between your thumb and pointing finger and start to lift it up.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Unwrapping Your Sushi: Step 3

Unwrapping Your Sushi: Step 3

 

 

 

 

 

Step 3: Continue to pull while slightly pressing down on the sushi roll with your other fingers or it will lift right off the table.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Unwrapping Your Sushi: Step 4

Unwrapping Your Sushi: Step 4

 

 

 

 

 

Step 4: Pull down the sushi and the thin piece will disconnect from the rest of the cellophane.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Unwrapping Your Sushi:  Step 5

Unwrapping Your Sushi: Step 5

 

 

 

 

 

Step 5: Start to unroll the sushi from the cellophane packaging.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Unwrapping Your Sushi:  Step 6

Unwrapping Your Sushi: Step 6

 

 

 

 

 

Step 6: Start to unroll the edges of the cellophane packaging and your sushi starts to see the first sight of freedom.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Unwrapping Your Sushi:  Step 7

Unwrapping Your Sushi: Step 7

 

 

 

 

 

Step 7:  Almost there!  Continue to unroll and open the cellophane covering and wait just a bit longer.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Unwrapping Your Sushi:  Step 8

Unwrapping Your Sushi: Step 8

 

 

 

 

 

Step 8: Completely unroll your sushi and allow it to breathe for a minute and ponder the simple beauty of it.  If a sushi is unrolled in the forest, and no one is there to eat it, does the sushi really exist?

 

 

 

 

 

 

Unwrapping Your Sushi: Step 9

Unwrapping Your Sushi: Step 9

 

 

 

 

 

 

Step 9: Enjoy your freshly made sushi!  It looks, and is, delicious!

 

 

 

 

 

 

And now,

You’ve finished,

Unwrapping Your Sushi, Part 2

 

 

 

 

Day 20 in Beijing: Lesson 1: How To Unwrap Your Sushi

I lived in Sendai, Japan in 1996-1997 and taught English for the JET Programme.  This was/is a programme that was sponsored by the Japanese and American governments to help with Japanese students learning English.  Working with a Japanese trained English teacher, who taught all the grammar, structure and difficult language lessons, I would just talk to the students and play games with them.  Not a bad gig.

Sendai, Japan, by the way, was the city hit by the huge Tsunami in 2012.  I never learned if anyone I knew died or was injured and I don’t think I really want to know.  Maybe if I visit it when I go to Japan and I’ll find out.

Since this is Day 20 in Beijing, you, Dear Reader, are probably wondering why I’m telling you about Japan.

Great question.

Hopefully, great answer coming.

Living in Japan, I got used to eating lots of sushi.  7-11 was big in Japan and just as easy to shop at as it is in the United States of America.  They are everywhere, in fact.  7-11 has sushi in pre-packaged rolls and also in these interesting triangle shaped packages that I have never seen in the U.S.

I once had a conversation with a Japanese teacher of English, when I lived there, and they were certain that Japan had actually started the original 7-11 and that it was a Japanese company.  I begged to differ.  I did, however, ask why they believed that.  Their reasoning was 7-11s in Japan were only open from 7 am to 11 pm and therefore, they must be a Japanese company.  My mind boggled at that thought and reasoning.  That being said, i could have been wrong so I checked it out.  7-11 started as a different company in 1928 in Dallas, Texas.

The teacher was correct in that 7-11 was, at that time, and still is, owned by a Japanese corporation and the world headquarters is located in Tokyo, Japan.

Which brings us, meanderingly, back to sushi and How to Unwrap Your Sushi in Beijing on day 20.

Step 1.  Buy your sushi at 7-11.  Then take it to your desk.  Lay it flat and peruse it and hope you bought the filling you want as there is no English on it and no picture to help you decipher it.

The original sushi in wrapper. Sitting peacefully in repose.

The original sushi in wrapper. Sitting peacefully in repose.

Step 2: Notice that each of the three corners has numbers and little arrows pointing outward.  Look at the top of the sushi and notice a small “1” and a red arrow.

Grasping the sushi.  Notice the hidden dragon. Oh wait, he's hidden.

Grasping the sushi. Notice the hidden dragon. Oh wait, he’s hidden.

Step 3: Start to pull the little tag down towards the bottom of the triangle.  Make sure to hold the sushi with your other hand or it will just lift up and dangle in the air.

Pulling the sushi tag.  No Crouching Tiger either.

Pulling the sushi tag. No Crouching Tiger either.

Step 4: Pulling the tag with one hand and showing it as it lifts off the sushi.  Simplicity hiding sushi.  Is that a Koan?

About 1/3 of the way there.  Just keep reminding yourself how delicious it will be!

About 1/3 of the way there. Just keep reminding yourself how delicious it will be!

Step 5: Pull the tag all the way around the sushi so it tears the wrapper in half on front and in back.  

The wrapper is torn in half with the tail underneath.  Almost there!

The wrapper is torn in half with the tail underneath. Almost there!

Step 6: pull the right corner, labeled number “2”, and the right sided cellophane cover will fall off.

Just a few more steps to go!

Just a few more steps to go!

Step 7: Pull the left side of the sushi wrapper, labeled number “3”, to the side and the rest of the cellophane cover will fall off.

Almost ready to eat it!  Just one more step to go!

Almost ready to eat it! Just one more step to go!

Step 8: You’ve successfully completed the required steps to be fully certified in the art of “How To Unwrap Your Sushi.”

You are now ready to eat your wonderful sushi, that is Japanese corporation owned, made and served in China, by an entity that was previously brought into existence as a 100% American company.

Note: I should have a picture of what the inside of this sushi looks like but I was so hungry by the time I finished this I just ate it without waiting anymore.  Maybe next time.